Yo I got an idea Let me go grab Sticky right quick Hey yo Stick, Stick (Yo, Slim Shady Yo, I just had like a nightma… Wait, it wasn’t like a nightmare It was like a good drea… Well, it wasn’t a good…) What was it? (Hey, yo, I just had a crazy dream man.) What? (Yo, yo I dreamt I was white!) Oh shit!

What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white?

What if I was white skinned, the same color as cocaine? Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang I know one thing: police wouldn’t always be watching me Pull me over for nothing, constantly jocking me (Can I get your autograph?) The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me I wouldn’t need collateral to buy property If I was white, wouldn’t matter if I was rich or poor Security wouldn’t follow me around the store (Maybe he might have stole something) Like I’d steal something, because I’m black I rob And automatically assume I ain’t got no job On my own land, I feel like an immigrant If I was white, I wouldn’t have thought OJ was innocent (He did it) If I was white…

What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white? What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white?

If I was white, it'd be a different world for me If I was white, hm? What shade would I be? Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, preppy or high class? (You’d probably live in a trailer park and be white trash!) In any case, that be the ill shit right? But there’s a good and bad side of being white You can’t say the ‘N’ word without starting a fight (What’s up, my nigga?) Couldn’t dance to a beat, I’d have two left feet Even if I was white, probably still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?) Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick? (Nah, it’s true!) If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock And cover my ears whenever I heard Hip Hop

What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white? What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white?

If I was white I’d probably wouldn’t even think the same I’d watch Tennis and Golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings, man) Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday If I was white I couldn’t live around my way And there probably would of never even been an Onyx, shit I be somewhere sipping Vodka and Tonix Smoking on a Marlboro instead of a Newport I’d live in Long Island instead of New York If I was white, I probably couldn’t dunk Cause everybody knows White Man Can’t Jump (Nope!) And probably wouldn’t be able to go to the weed spot Cause all of the dreads would think I’m a cop

What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white? What If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white? What… if… he… white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white White, white, white, white, white?

Yo, what if I was white?