People, it feels so good to be back! Ladies and gentleman Introducing the new and improved you-know-who

Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease All these people I had to leave in limbo I'm back now, I've come to release this info I'll be brief, and let me just keep shit simple Can-I-Bitch don't want no beef with Slim, no! Not even on my radar So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off? And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos From séance to séance, aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw

C'mon now! Let's all get on down! Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about Let your hair down, and square dance with me! C'mon now! Let's all get on down! Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Yeah, let your hair down to the track, yeah, kick on back (Boo!) The boogie monster of rap, yeah, the man's back With a plan to ambush this Bush administration Mush the Senate's face and push this generation Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin' You might not like, this white hot light That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned Oh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhere Do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there! Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there Go to Beirut and do a show there (Haha!) Yeah, you laugh 'til your mothafuckin' ass gets drafted While you're at band-camp thinkin' that crap can't happen 'Til you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkin Inside a package, wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin' Open the plastic and then you stand back, gaspin' Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtraks, crashin' All this terror, America demands action Next thing you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy You just a baby gettin' recruited at 18 You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans I'm 28, they gon' take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say "Hussein," you say "Shady" My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

C'mon now! Let's all get on down! Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about Let your hair down, and square dance with me! C'mon now! Let's all get on down! Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me Nothin' boosts me more or suits me beautifully There's nothin' you can do to me—stab me, shoot at me! (Woo-hoo!) Psychotic, hypnotic product, I got the antibiotic Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada-yada God, I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la Oochie-walla-walla, um-da-dah-da-dah-da, but you gotta-gotta Keep movin', there's more music to make Keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break The monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock and Hennessy, thug like I'm 'Pac, on my enemies On your knees, got you under siege Somebody you would give a lung to be Hun-ga-ry like a fuckin' younger me Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free Yeah, buddy, laugh! It's funny: I have the money To have you killed by somebody who has nothin' I'm past bluffin', pass the K-Y Let's get ready for some intense serious ass-fucking!

C'mon now! Let's all get on down! Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about Let your hair down, and square dance with me! C'mon now! Let's all get on down! Let's do-si-do now! We gon' have a good ol' time Don't be scared, ‘cause there ain't nothin' to worry about Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Dr. Dre wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas wants to square dance with me X to the Z wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me Can-i-bitch won't square dance with me Fan-a-bitch won't square dance with me Canada-bis don't want no parts of me Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you Yeeehawww! Wee!