Yeah Definitely, definitely Definitely dope Definitely Definitely K-Mart Yeah, yeah (fart)

You find me offensive I find you offensive for finding me offensive Hence, if I should draw out or line any fences If so, to what extent, if any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive They say I cause extensive Psychological nerve damage to the brain When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for this And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I Had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator Right next to Darth Vader And Darth must've put a hex on him for later I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor I killed Superman, I killed Super-man And how ironic That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain Nice to meet you Hi, my name is... I forgot my name My aim was not to become what I became With this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil My new name is Rain Man

Now in the bible, it says Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed Have homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to join in Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex Which isn't as bad Long as you show some remorse for your actions Either before, during, or after Performing the act of that which Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say? Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre (What up?) I got a question if I may (Yeah) Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah) And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah) But, but, I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut" While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant, it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details, but What if he pictured it as a female's butt Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut because

'Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain Nice to meet you Hi, my name is... I forgot my name My aim was not to become what I became With this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil My new name is Rain Man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this When am I gonna come to my good senses? Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby And my plan is to get him next And open up a whoop ass canister Goddammit Dre, where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah) Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it This is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic Demonic, yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it I got it, high-five Nick Lachey Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can And zoomed, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

'Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain Nice to meet you Hi, my name is... I forgot my name My aim was not to become what I became With this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil My new name is Rain Man

'Cause... Yup, Rain Man Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre Super dope beat maker 2000 and, 2400 and 87 million, 900 and se-73,400 and 63... and 70 Yeah