It's been so long since you heard a song From the Bassmint Productions but you can't go on A sucker in tune, to make you go fly a balloon Up in the sky like a kite, and end soon And see, that I'm a good sucka MC No one's better than me at foolin' The crowd that I'm rulin' 'Cause you know that I'm co-schooling

Yo Mike man, check this out dawg, I got M&M over here destined to ascend some dumb fuckin' stupid backstabbing two-timing... Sike, they know that, but you know they- they ain't here yet so why don't we fuck around and give something to laugh at when they get here, if they get here if they don't, fuck it I'll take the tape myself Gimme a beat that goes... humming Could you hook me up with something like that? Aw, shit! That's almost exactly what I was talking about man! Damn! Mike, the super (gibberish) beat finder

As I look in my room, the doom surrounds me in gloom And I'm soon to see a big balloon flying over, like the movie IT I'm wondering "What the fuck is this shit?" I don't know, but this shit looks scary It ain't the fuckin' goddamn tooth fairy It's something fucking ugly, yo, this shit is nasty, G So what I did is go up in my room and sit down And I wrote down a line, with a sound that sounded sorta like this Then the tooth fairy bitch came again, riding on a broom I said "Damn, you got a big warty nose, you fucking baboon What the fuck are you doing here?" She said "I'm close spreading that fear 'cuz you know I can I'm on a broom and I ain't a man But I rock the plan The plan to take over the whole fuckin' world And burn all the little boys and girls and children Yo, I'm fulfillin' your deepest nightmare 'cuz I'm willin', to grab the mic and rock like a fuckin' witch bitch So here I go (gibberish) Yo, this is the witch and your doom is soon to find Yourself lying in your fuckin' room With a big knife between your two fuckin' eyes Because you know that it's time for you to eat french fries Unless you're gonna die With the bat wings attached to your fat things That you have between your nuts So lick it up honey, 'cuz you know that's my butt"

I was sittin' in my house, cold writin' some beats When I got hit in the head with a big pair of cleats I turned around and said "What the fuck is goin' on?" Next thing I knew the shit threw me on my front lawn I jumped up and I was laying in the snow Then I looked up, and it came crashing out my window I couldn't figure out what the hell it was But it was flying so high it gave me a buzz I said "Damn", and then they came swinging down From a big tree and it had a mean frown It had a mean grin on it's chin and I began To ran down the street because I was in fear Of this thing that was comin' after me And all I could hear was a goddamn catastrophe The sound of it, just made me cry I said "Oh my god, where's my mom, I think I'm gonna die" I said "Shit" then I continued running Down the block, I turned around and the shit was still comin' Then I tripped and fell in a pile of dog shit I say "Goddamn, I think I've just been hit by something" But I still couldn't figure out what the hell it was Then it turned around and grabbed my nuts I said "What the fuck is going on?" Then it threw me out again and I ended up on my front lawn I turned around and heard the sound of nothing 'Cause nothing was there, I said "Shit, it must be bluffing" I didn't see anything but I felt a smack It hit me in my head and I landed on my back But I still didn't see anything I was looking around and there still was nothing I said "Damn, I gotta get in my house" And then I asked Charlie, Charlie's my mouse I said "Charlie, what the hell should I do?" He said "Grab a wig, and put it on and then take a poo In your house, go take a shit in your toilet That's the only thing that will foil it Its plan, to overrule the kingdom" I said "I gotta bring some Big turds, when I land them in the toilet So James take the mic And talk about what happened that mysterious night"

A mysterious night, I was walking down the street With a broom in my hand, ready to beat A sucka MC, who gon' step up to me? Lookin' real funny, thinkin' that he's ugly You're goddamn fuckin' right You fuckin' ugly ass bastard, tryna' rock all night With those rhymes, that sound old as shit particles You know that was the old article From an old newspaper An old sucker in (?) But this is the new one and I'm gonna have some fun But wait, here comes a bitch yellin' rape She's staring at me Oh fuck, shit, I'm outta luck I got hit by a brick from a man who's running down the street I said "Fuck this shit, I'm getting outta here Before I lose my fucking brick That I just got stuck in my head It's hanging out and I'm almost dead But I got a piece of skull laying on the ground So I pick up the shit and looked at my bones and frowned I said "Damn Who the fuck would do this to another human being?" Must not be a man but a machine And I turned around, it was a fucking computer Staring me in the head and I had to take a (gibberish) (more gibberish) What the fuck am I saying? I didn't know 'cuz half my brain was laying On the sidewalk, I looked and sighed sharp I picked up a big piece of chalk and fucked it Because I don't have no more brain left The shit I'm saying is brain dead 'cuz you know that I have half a brain, and I just might cry But I ain't got no more tears for this shit I pulled the brick out my head and then I flicked it at the bitch And I said "Die, computer, die!" (screaming) (chuckling) And he screamed with a sigh Then I said "Yo, you fuckin' computer You're giving me an electrical shock I only got half a brain left, so what the fuck do you want me to do with it? Go get a sock? So I put it over my dick?" He said "What the fuck are you talking about? Put in a number, shit" So I taked it out on his computer screen And he fucked me up with a goddamn big step and gangsta lean I said "Yo, this shit ain't funny no more The beat's going off the (gibberish) The beat's skipping, and the only thing left to say... is...

Put the beat back on the track so I can Bust a funky rhyme again Well the next thing I... No... no... no... no